THE CALL GIRLS DIARIES

... Dio recounts an exchange concerning Elagabalus and the well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Don't call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus asking his medical professionals to present him the equivalent of a girl's vagina through a surgical incisi